How to Flirt
  • smile
  • wink
  • use cheesy pick up lines
  • gently stroke cheek
  • slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
  • drag to car

(Source: partycrocanthem)

nerdycouture: rocketgruntjessica: upsidedownsocks: syaothemage: anna-aurion: rickz0r: McDonalds, June 16th, Bye Bye health. SCREAMING My sister and I are going. aXEW YAY AGAIN that woobat will be mine
OHY MY GOFD I JUSTA OPEFNED MY DOOR AND MY BROTHER PUT HIS STUPID IRON MAN CUTO UT THERE AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD JFC
❝thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw .❞
— no one   (via suure)

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